Per usual I have some really foul debauchery to share with you.
This post derived from a hilarious text message I received back in February. Get a load of this:
Hilarious! And weird.
But then yesterday I get an update: The dude got the idea to send her a video of himself jacking off and whispering her name. OMFG. Really???
Heads up: THAT WILL NEVER WORK.
Please enjoy this trainwreck of an @sshole!