The Hobbit who video tapes himself.

Hey gang!

Per usual I have some really foul debauchery to share with you.

This post derived from a hilarious text message I received back in February.  Get a load of this:

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Hilarious!  And weird.

But then yesterday I get an update:  The dude got the idea to send her a video of himself jacking off and whispering her name.  OMFG.  Really???

Yeaaa.  Really.

Heads up:  THAT WILL NEVER WORK.

abby_text
(Not sure if you knew this, but if you add “Yackety Sax” to any video it instantly becomes watchable.)

Please enjoy this trainwreck of an @sshole!