To say I am happy about this is an understatement. I have been giggling my ass off all day recalling his crazy Mariah Carey message. I’m not sure what I did to deserve this, but he decided to delight me with a new f*cked up VM message. THANK YOU!!
Some context: my VM greeting is of a giggly girl talking about painting her nails, and that she can’t come to the phone. It’s awful, but it’s good for coercing crazy-assholes into leaving messages. So yea, he starts his message off by clowning it. Then launches into some other profanity laced-nonsense. It’s really pretty hot. Ladies, let me know if you’re looking for his number.
So um, when I received this VM, I was hanging out with a new contributor to the blog, who will be announced very soon. (She’s uber-hilarious at messing with dudes on okcupid and facebook. Props. I actually met her on OKCupid in November and she played a HUGE role in the concept of this site, and inspired me to create it. I’m so psyched to introduce everyone to her.) Anyhow, what I was talking about: We actually called this guy, and recorded it. I am still deciding how I want to proceed with it. The conversation was one of the most awkward calls I’ve ever heard. Maybe stay-tuned for a highlight reel of that conversation, after I wrap my head around it.
New Voicemail post!!