So I took a trip to Southern California last weekend. It certainly didn’t take long for the douches the realize I was there (thanks OKCupid!!). I received this shortly after arriving. Good times!
I dunno, maybe identify yourself when calling a “girl” from okcupid. I don’t know who this is. Also, maybe don’t be half-asleep. His comfort level for calling a random girl is admirable.
Thanks for the submission love.