I don’t even know where to begin with this dude. Back in early February he wrote me a message telling me he was horny. Of course I gave him my google voice number and told him to call me. He kept calling but never leaving a voicemail. But everyday I would receive a message from him expressing his horniness. Ya know, the typical courting process.
Then one day he worked up the courage to leave me a voicemail. Here is that disaster:
For the next 2 weeks I have been greeted by many messages telling me that he called, and that we needed to get together and f*ck. Oh yay!
Well, he realized his efforts were going unnoticed so he left me this glorious message!
Oh damn. I’m really interested now. So interested that I had my angry boyfriend soundboard give him a call!
Okay, so you’d think he would have realized that he was being f*cked with. But no, here is his immediate response to me via OkCupid:
