Sketchy Photographer Douche (with bonus voicemail)

I’m going to be real for a moment here:  I created this blog as an elaborate social experiment to see what it would be like to be an attractive female on an online dating site (weird I know).  I’ve had several friends complain about the dudes they encountered in real life and with online dating so I wanted to observe what they were talking about.

Well, the majority of messages I’ve received have been outlandishly HILARIOUS.  I’ve been having frequent asthma attacks reading the douchey messages in my inbox.

But then I have this correspondence.  I am nauseated.  I am so pissed off.  What in the f*ck?!

This dude is scum of the earth.  He deserves a slap in the face, with my foot.

photographerHere is the awkward voicemail he left me:

F*ck this guy.  If only my paypal account were untraceable I’d ask for upfront payment on my services, and then disappear.

 

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